Facebook Ads Writer

There are (ONLY) 2 types of Facebook Ads: Those who make money and those who don't.

Our tool will help you write the 1st type only.

Marketing Email Writer

This is one is pretty self-explanatory, right?

Marketing Email Subject Line writer

When you need better subject lines, multiple variations, split testing ideas, etc.

"When Should I Send This Email?" tool

Don't use "best practices". Find the best time to schedule emails to your list.

Google Ads Writer

The same as Facebook, but on Google ;-)

More Writers…

YouTube Ad Scripts, Twitter Threads, LinkedIn Posts, e-commerce product description writer... and more (we're open to requests, btw).

Value Proposition / USP Improver

What's your unique selling point? If you don't know this tool will turn your whole business around. If you do - it will help you improved it infinitely.

THE "WHERE DO I F*$#INg START???™" TOOL

There are so many tools in this b***h, this bot will help you figure out what's the right one to use and when.

Pricing Specialist

Are you pricing your products and services correctly? You might be able to earn more by just optimizing your pricing. Let this tool analyze your offerings and suggest improvements.

Results Analyzer + Next Step "Decider"™

Did you send that email? Ran that ad? Great, now tell us how it did, and this tool will tell you what's your next step. Split test? Raise budget? Change the headline? Change the CTA? Don't think, let this thing think for you and just tell you what's your next step.

Copy Critique & Copy Improver™

Already have copy you're using? Let this tool tell you why it's not working, what could be fixed or improved…. And actually do it for you or with you.

"Find Your Voice" Tool

We like to curse a lot (because honestly, we don't care if you buy or you don't, this is just a fun project for us). But your business might need a more professional tone. This tool will help you pinpoint and fine-tune your brand's voice.

Feel like you've already nailed your brand voice? No problem, our tools will adjust so you can keep your copy consistent.

Copy Tutor

Want to learn copy writing? Might as well use the 15 years of experience we've loaded this thing with in order to teach you. Say hi to your personal Mr. Miyagi (If you're not as old as we are - he was this cool guy from Karate Kid)

Pain Point Reveal Tool

This tool will help you find the hidden pain points your target audience won't expose. This will multiply the effectiveness of our other tools, as they can subtly use those in the copy they produce for you.

Deluxe Supa Dupa Avatar Creator / Optimizer

The best copy starts with a really good ICP (Ideal Customer Persona). If your current copy is not cutting it or your ads don't get the ROAS you're aiming for… It's probably because you don't have a clear ICP. A good ICP is: [A] Extremely Detailed, [B] Realistic, [C] Validated. Oh, and also it needs to be the right one. Let's make sure you have this down.

Marketing Strategist

What's your next move? What's your 80/20 pareto? Where is your biggest opportunity? Get your business to the next level.

Special Offer Idea Generator

Stand out with unique ideas for sales and promotions, that are structured to generate cashflow, while strengthening your brand.